The competition’s theme was “Portray yourself”….
… I read that as a license to have fun!
I’m not really a ‘soak’. And while I’ll usually choose to drink a Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, or even bubbles, both were going to supply less modesty than a red! So red wine it is, sadly with a dash of water added (I should have purchased a light pinot noir instead of the heavy cabernet sauvignon). A bit of GIMP ‘nip and tuck’, ‘magic wanding’ and layering and … voilà … “The Soak” … a dash of light entertainment!